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Aaron-The-Hybrid>_
So generally when I'm in my room, so is my kitten, because my mom is scared of her and my dogs want to eat her. But the dogs were put away and my mom wasn't home, so I opened my door and let Chell go do what she wanted.
Apparently "what she wanted" involved sitting at the top of the stairs, swishing her tail and staring down.
My mom came home, and she walked past the staircase, glanced up, then jumped and went, "--OH my goodness. It's a creature!"
And the kitten went, "--OMG. itz a hoomon! she yel. dnt no y she do tht. i run."
Honestly. xD Five terrifying pounds of fluff. And claws, and teeth, but those are irrelevant next to the fluff!!
[link] < There she is. Fear the fluff. Fear it.
Ending Windows session...
(Best part? They think biting you is a game! The bastard purrs and rolls around playfully as it eats our legs and arms!)
Have you seen this? It's a series of cat comics, completely realistic. XD
[link]
Also great news, turrets! For sale soon [link]