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Haha, my cat

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 11, 2011, 11:43 AM
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So generally when I'm in my room, so is my kitten, because my mom is scared of her and my dogs want to eat her. But the dogs were put away and my mom wasn't home, so I opened my door and let Chell go do what she wanted.

Apparently "what she wanted" involved sitting at the top of the stairs, swishing her tail and staring down.

My mom came home, and she walked past the staircase, glanced up, then jumped and went, "--OH my goodness. It's a creature!"

And the kitten went, "--OMG. itz a hoomon! she yel. dnt no y she do tht. i run."

Honestly. xD Five terrifying pounds of fluff. And claws, and teeth, but those are irrelevant next to the fluff!!

i44.tinypic.com/2crsiue.jpg < There she is. Fear the fluff. Fear it.

Ending Windows session...
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:iconrunetrantor:
RuneTrantor Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
How can someone don't like such a fluffy ball of cuteness?! XD
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011   Writer
*a fluffy ball of dangerous ninja teeth and claws with deceptive cuteness attached
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RuneTrantor Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, but still.
(Best part? They think biting you is a game! The bastard purrs and rolls around playfully as it eats our legs and arms!)
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Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011   Writer
LOL. I know. "ohai! i c u. dnt wrry. i tri 2 keel u. o, n i purr. bcuz i luv u. so nao u cant b mad at me. <3"
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RuneTrantor Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed, do something bad, at the next second act as cue as possible like saying 'I'm so cute you could never hate me!'

Have you seen this? It's a series of cat comics, completely realistic. XD
[link]
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JiNdAwG Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
I fear teh fluff!
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
FEAR EEEEEEEEEEET
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:iconjindawg:
JiNdAwG Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
I DOES, I DOOES!!
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GeckoCatcher Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
So adorable...You named your kitten Chell? awesome.
Also great news, turrets! For sale soon [link]
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
Haha xD Yes I did. And omg yes! I want one so badly lol. To go with my Companion Cube~.
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GeckoCatcher Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
Same here. I can't wait to buy one. But does it fire 65% more bullet, per bullet?
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:iconstartehdog:
startehdog Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
THAT

Is an adorable cat, oh my god can I steal her?
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
Only if you don't mind dangerous, unmute lunatics trying to murder you at every turn.
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:iconstartehdog:
startehdog Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm fine with that! :D
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
Mmk. P: Alllll yours.
(Kitty: ...mrowr?)
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Gardian-Of-Angels Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
well, my heart has pretty much melted right about now oWo
and also, chell? how cute, seriously i love it~
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
Haha <3 Thanks~
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:iconjaimep:
Jaimep Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
Awwww, little chelly-belly's a cute little fluff!
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
She is a little fluff! And cute. But mostly evil. P:
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:iconjaimep:
Jaimep Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
LOL, you named her Chell.... that's a given XD
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011   Writer
Well, she hasn't murdered me yet. XD
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:iconjaimep:
Jaimep Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011
YET...... she hasn't murdered you yet.......
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011   Writer
EXACTLY. D:
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BachikoNeko Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Eek, I fear the fluff! It's so cute!!
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
Fear itttttt! XD
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Senex-de-Umbris Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
Your kitty really is an adorable ball of fluffy kittyness And malicious ninja skills and claws and teeth but... why is your mom scared of kitty? xD

Ah, I'd like to have a cat, too... they're just so fluffy, amongst other things :meow:
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Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
Because of the ninja skills and claws and teeth P: She walked in earlier when Chell was grabbing and biting my arm and then walked right back out again. XD

Fluffy is good. :'D My dogs are fluffy too. I love fluffy animals. XD
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Senex-de-Umbris Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011
That is actually reasonable xDD and she has bitten you? I bet that hurts... but as far as I know, clawing and biting and grabbing is a form of showing that she likes you xD

Agreed. :)
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Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011   Writer
Pffffft, the clawing hurts but the biting doesn't. xD She's all, "ohai, hoomon. i vry feers. i byt u. i klaw u. i purr. nao i do it all ovr agin."
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Senex-de-Umbris Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011
xDD So, your cat's a LOLcat? :trollface:
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011   Writer
Ohyes. xD
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:iconkateboat:
Kateboat Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
If Chell were a cat... she would be like this XD
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
IKR. xD
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Kateboat Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder what GLaDOS and Wheatley would be like...?
OH GOD FANFIC TIME
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Silvvy-The-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, kittens are great for stories like these. x3

I love her...monolouge speech thing you got going as well. xDDD
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
Oh god I'm totally serious though. XD And I do that a lot for my kitten, haha. Even out loud. Even irl.
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:iconsilvvy-the-hedgehog:
Silvvy-The-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
That is...so awesome. xD
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
-sigh- It's okay. I know I'm lame. xD
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:iconsilvvy-the-hedgehog:
Silvvy-The-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
nono seriously. It's epic. x3

Imean I have stare offs with GLaDOS but nothing as cool as CAT SPEECH.
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
LOL. xD Well. I need to convert you to the lolcat ways. :'D
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Silvvy-The-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yes plz. <: D GLaDOS needs to talk like lolcat.
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
YES SHE DOES.

/converts :'D
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Crusadier Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
:D
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jiggajiggabambam Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
dwaa she's scared of that ball of fluff?

lol my dog seems to think my cat is gunna eat her. xD And she's ten times the size of him.
But secretly we know she loves him. xD
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
LOL. We thought my dog would be scared of her because he's terrified of our other cat, but nooooo. He tried to eat her. e__e
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jiggajiggabambam Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Awww

guess she was so cute he really wanted to 'eat her up'
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
xD Oh, that's bad.
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As3375 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Student Writer
is her name actually Chell??? AWESHUM!!!
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:iconchlowo:
Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
It is! xD Thanks~
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:iconas3375:
As3375 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Student Writer
thats so cool! XD :P
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