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Haha, my cat

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 11, 2011, 11:43 AM
  • Mood: Humor
Microsoft Windows [Version 0.0.0001 BETA]
Copyright <c> 12,000 BC Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:\Users\Aaron-The-Hybrid>_

So generally when I'm in my room, so is my kitten, because my mom is scared of her and my dogs want to eat her. But the dogs were put away and my mom wasn't home, so I opened my door and let Chell go do what she wanted.

Apparently "what she wanted" involved sitting at the top of the stairs, swishing her tail and staring down.

My mom came home, and she walked past the staircase, glanced up, then jumped and went, "--OH my goodness. It's a creature!"

And the kitten went, "--OMG. itz a hoomon! she yel. dnt no y she do tht. i run."

Honestly. xD Five terrifying pounds of fluff. And claws, and teeth, but those are irrelevant next to the fluff!!

i44.tinypic.com/2crsiue.jpg < There she is. Fear the fluff. Fear it.

Ending Windows session...
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:iconrunetrantor:
RuneTrantor Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
How can someone don't like such a fluffy ball of cuteness?! XD
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Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011   Writer
*a fluffy ball of dangerous ninja teeth and claws with deceptive cuteness attached
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RuneTrantor Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, but still.
(Best part? They think biting you is a game! The bastard purrs and rolls around playfully as it eats our legs and arms!)
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Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011   Writer
LOL. I know. "ohai! i c u. dnt wrry. i tri 2 keel u. o, n i purr. bcuz i luv u. so nao u cant b mad at me. <3"
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RuneTrantor Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed, do something bad, at the next second act as cue as possible like saying 'I'm so cute you could never hate me!'

Have you seen this? It's a series of cat comics, completely realistic. XD
[link]
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JiNdAwG Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
I fear teh fluff!
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Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
FEAR EEEEEEEEEEET
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:iconjindawg:
JiNdAwG Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
I DOES, I DOOES!!
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GeckoCatcher Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
So adorable...You named your kitten Chell? awesome.
Also great news, turrets! For sale soon [link]
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Chlowo Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011   Writer
Haha xD Yes I did. And omg yes! I want one so badly lol. To go with my Companion Cube~.
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